Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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