it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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