Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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