bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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