Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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