He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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