Sponge bath it is.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
