as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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