another moral hangover. fuck.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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