if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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