Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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