You made me cry and you don't even care
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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