I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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