oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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