You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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