i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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