thus making me awesome and them whores
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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