Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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