if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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