I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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