Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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