During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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