But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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