Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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