hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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