do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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