Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The feeling are messing with the penis
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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