Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.