don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy