I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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