i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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