a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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