I love black thongs
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
There r osticjed everywhere
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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