were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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