Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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