that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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