Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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