big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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