I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We are all done wearing pants today
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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