listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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