I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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