So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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