and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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