My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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