I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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