Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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