I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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