Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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