OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
They took my balls.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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