Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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