My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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