On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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