I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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