so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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