Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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