How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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