can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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