no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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