Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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